Donald Trump opens the greatest golf course in the world

Donald Trump undersells his new (and extremely controversial) golf course in Scotland.

“This is truly the greatest golf course anywhere in the world. everybody knows it, most people are saying it.” 


One local resident who refused to move his residence from the estate flew inflatable pigs above his house.

“The flying pigs are representative of the likelihood of success of this course. The next time you will see pigs flying over here is when the course is actually deemed a success – but I do not believe that is either possible or likely.” he said.

In the video, Trump also went on to say,

“As soon as we find out they’re not going to destroy Scotland by building these windmills all over the place, we’ll start immediately the hotel.”

To think, the English only needed to have built windmills and Scotland would have been theirs.

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