Even more golf terms

Aussie Golfer published some fun golf terms a few weeks ago and it’s hard not to come up with some more. Here’s a few more Aussie Golfer and long time reader, Jason Szabo have conjured up. I’m sure you’ve got some of your own so please add them to the comments below this article for us all to enjoy! Have a good weekend golfers.

A Nirvana – a hole in one (think about it)

An Eardrum – no good under pressure

A Bill Clinton – a bad lie

A Nullarbor – a bloody long drive

Best mate’s wife – out of bounds

A John Lennon – should never have left the house

A Pringle – a nice chip

A Liberace – playing down a different hole

Half a cake – a big slice (“that’s not a slice…..that’s half a damn cake!”)

A Jimi Hendrix – got really high and didn’t go very long

A Crab – having to come out sideways

Baghdad – GUR

2 thoughts on “Even more golf terms

  • July 4, 2008 at 01:25

    This was a hilarious post!!!! I’ve never heard these before but you can be sure I’ll be using them in the future! I have some friends that would probably fall off the golf cart after hearing them. I laughed like crazy after reading this post.

    Thank you for the laughs that was HILARIOUS!

  • July 4, 2008 at 03:56

    Glad to hear it! We had a fun time making them up!


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