Chapter outline for new golf book

Outline of a new golf book:

Chapter 1)   How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2)   How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3)   How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4)   When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5)   Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6)   How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7)   How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8)   How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9)   When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent