An Ode to Real Golfers
An Ode to Real Golfers
Real golfers clean grooves and know what GUR means
Real golfers have golf shoes and don’t play in jeans
Real golfers don’t hate courses just because they’ve played poor
Real golfers don’t ask “Is this is a par 5 or 4?”
Real golfers play promptly and make measured “Fore!” calls
Real golfers love golf gear but not fluoro balls
Real golfers have pencils and gladly keep score
Real golfers never play in groups of five or more
Real golfers have an idea where their ball’s to be found
Real golfers fix plugmarks and yearn for four hour rounds
Real golfers will walk and often dress like fools
Real golfers always know and play by the rules
by Michael Green
Aussie Golfer
with thanks to Piers Lewis, Chris Mercer, James Mercer
The hard working Aussies at Vision Golf wont be pleased that real golfers don’t play fluoro balls!
Ah you’re right! I’ll need to think through this poem again. Still, their Arctic White ball is pretty cool (no pun intended).
Good pun, even if unintended!
Thanks for the Ode which I hope you don’t mind that I reproduce on Golf-Shoes-Blog
Tate.