10 signs you’re an Aussie Golf tragic
- You take a rake to the beach to smooth over your own footprints.
- When you hear the words “plus-fours”, you immediately think: Rodger Davis.
- You kinda wished Greg Norman had never got in contention in the 2008 British Open.
- A capitulation in a friend’s golf game leads to a new nickname: IBF.
- You really believe the newspaper articles telling us how this year is our best chance of winning at Augusta.
- You want to punch that guy at all the US events that screams “get in the hole!”.
- You mark your ball with a VB bottle top.
- You’re trying to convince your club to allow you to put 6 inch nails through your thongs and let you play in them.
- You’ve taped up one side of the ball to see if you can get it to swing.
- Of course you’d like the green jacket but believe the gold jacket would suit you as well.
Thanks to Sportsmouth and Jake Szabo for their input on this post.