Let’s move the final to somewhere it will be appreciated and where some spectators will turn up. As it’s an England v Australia match-up, maybe we run it as a series of finals like that other international event, the World Series.
It can be similar to The Ashes, best of five matches. The first two can be Monday and Tuesday at Royal Melbourne and Kingston Heath and the last three can be Wednesday, Thursday and Friday at Wentworth, Royal Birkdale and Royal Lytham. We’ll burn the flagsticks, put them in a little cup and give it to the winner.
I don’t event think we have to ask PGA Tour boss Tim Finchem or anyone for that matter. Apparently no one is watching anyway.