More golfing terms

It’s been a week or so but before we leave golfing terminology, these seem to do the email rounds from time to time and thought I’d print some of them here. If you think some are in better taste than others, you should have seen the ones I’ve deleted from the list!

An Alan Bond – a nasty 5 footer

A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read

A Rock Hudson – looked straight, but it wasn’t

A Cuban – needed one more revolution

An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker

A Saddam Hussein – from one bunker straight into another

A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand

A Kate Winslet – little bit fat but otherwise perfect

An Amelia Earheart – didn’t make it over the water

An O.J. Simpson – got away with it

A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver

A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver

A Michael Jackson – gradually fading

A Pauline Hanson – a long way right

A Paris Hilton – an expensive hole

A Ladyboy – looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

A condom – safe but didn’t feel real good

A circus tent – a BIG top

An Anna Kournikova – looks great, but unlikely to get a result

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