Golf joke: Playing blind

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!”
The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”

“Hey George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

“Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firemen,” the greens keeper replied. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”

The group was silent and respectful for a moment.

The pastor said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my colleagues and see if there’s anything he can do for sight.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”

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