A couple met at a golf tournament and fell in love.
They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.
“It’s only fair to warn you,” the man said. “I’m a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf.”
“Well, since you’re being honest, so will I,” the woman said. “I’m a hooker.”
“I see,” the man said. “It’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”