Friday golf fun

Aussie Golfer just came across some great statements about the game of golf, particularly being able to relate to the last one:

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

If you want to hit a 7 iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.

It’s easier to get up at 6:00AM to play golf
than at 10:00AM to mow the yard.

4 thoughts on “Friday golf fun

  • It’s always amazed my wife how I can get up at 5.30am for a game of golf but can’t get up at 7.30am for work.

  • Carl Spacklrt: “So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”

  • “When I’m on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, ‘caus I know even God can’t hit a one iron.” -Lee Trevino

  • Thanks Takeshi! The fine Carl Spackler and Lee Trevino are golfing Gods to us all.


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