Taking the piss?
I’ve just come across this golfing accessory and I’m really not sure what to make of it! It’s essentially a golf club that you can piss into during those nervous times on a golf course when there’s no toilet or tree around. Named the Uroclub(TM) it has a 1/2 litre capacity, has the length of a standard 7-iron and a small towel that hooks onto your pants for privacy!
For more leaked information and click here to see the official webpage and maybe order one for yourself! If you do though, please refrain from licking your balls.
What a superb idea, but what about if you need to do number two’s??
Or what about if you feel a bit frisky while on course, does this have an attachment for a fake vagina?!
This idea is endless and the inventor should be awarded the biggest prize available to people who insist on inventing crap like this!