Taking the piss?

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What a superb idea, but what about if you need to do number two’s??
Or what about if you feel a bit frisky while on course, does this have an attachment for a fake vagina?!
This idea is endless and the inventor should be awarded the biggest prize available to people who insist on inventing crap like this!