7 signs you’re an Aussie golf tragic

An edited and revamped post which was originally published on Aussie Golfer in late 2008.

7 signs you’re an Aussie golf tragic
  1. You take a rake to the beach to smooth over your own footprints.
  2. When you hear the words “plus-fours”, you immediately think: Rodger Davis.
  3. You kinda wished Greg Norman had never got in contention in the 2008 British Open.
  4. A mates golf game has deserted him. You now call him IBF.
  5. You really believe the newspaper articles telling us how this year is Australia’s best chance of winner at Augusta.
  6. You mark your ball with a VB bottle top.
  7. You’ve taped up one side of the golf ball to see if you can get it to swing.

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